September 2011
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Will you not eat your word?
Benedick: I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?
Beatrice: As strange as the thing I know not. It were as possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as you: but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing.
Benedick: By my sword, Beatrice, thou lovest me.
Beatrice: Do not swear, and eat it.
Benedick: I will swear by it that you love me; and I will make him eat it that says I love not you.
Beatrice: Will you not eat your word?
Benedick: With no sauce that can be devised to it. I protest I love thee.
Beatrice: Why, then, God forgive me!
Benedick: What offence, sweet Beatrice?
Beatrice: You have stayed me in a happy hour: I was about to protest I loved you.
Benedick: And do it with all thy heart.
Beatrice: I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest.
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“O that I were a man for his sake! Or that I had any friend would be a man for my...”
– Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing.
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“I love your depth and care. Darling you are a natural born Beatrice. Use your...”
– Got to be one of the best compliments I’ve ever gotten.
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I want to explore you.
I want to count your freckles like stars and lose track and have to start over again and again.
I want to listen to you tell me things while I move behind you and touch your neck with only my breath.
I want to bury my face in your hair and inhale…
I want to bury my face in your chest, your thighs, between your shoulder blades, and inhale.
Tonight, all I want is you and the ability to...
June 2011
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“My deal includes the ripping off of clothes and the hiding of my naughty bits...”
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“It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and...”
– Conan O’Brien - Dartmouth Commencement Address 2011
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“Fresh to death she is.
From her steps to her sex she is.”
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Labels.
My most recent vlog brought to light a lot of issues that I haven’t thought about for a long time. Mostly having to do with labels, and fear, and shame, and guilt and the plethora of utter bullshit that comes with trying to compartmentalize life into labeled boxes.
It is my opinion that the type of people that put labels on other people and their behaviors are nothing more than frightened...
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May 2011
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To love life,
To love it even
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you’ve held dear
crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,
your throat filled with the silt of it.
When grief sits with you, its tropical heat
thickening the air, heavy as water
more fit for gills than lungs;
when grief weights you like your own flesh
only more of it, an obesity of grief,
you think, How can a body...
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Surfboard pecs.
Putra: Yo, found a picture of you where you had surfboard hard pecs to the maxxxxx!
Me: Don't you mean washboard abs idioooootaaa?!
Putra: Oh yeah.. washboard. Same shit. Ouuuuuuhhh hotttttt! Ohmaigatttt!
Me: I was like 17 man!!!
Putra: Not anymore you ain't!!!
Me: STOP GOOGLING ME DAMMIT!!!!
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Thoughts become things.
By the simple act of thinking, vortexes are created, invisible energies are applied, and circumstances begin creeping to make real what was previously just imagined. This supernatural pull of your thoughts continues long after you think them, following intent, expectation and action; moving mountains, parting rivers, and doing the “impossible” until there is the inevitable...
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“There’s always more than one right answer, path, possibility, nuance, or...”
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what if dreams came true and you could do anything...
Absolutely. The best of my dreams involve a lot of people and their happiness.
Ask me anything
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Nothin' but...
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“Please wear the face, the one where you smile.
Because you lighten up my heart...”
– First Love - Adele.
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April 2011
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“Hold up. Born in ‘88. How old is that? Old enough.”
– Kanye West, Make Her Say - Kid Cudi
“Lackluster.”
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Do something for Kat.
Hello Katopia,
Do something for me, would you? (I’ve showed you my soul and my bikini for years, I’m allowed one request)
My good friend Obsquatch is my most prized man-trophy. He has a mind like a switchblade, a face that you’d like to lick raw cookie dough off of, a tongue that is probably not best used for speaking (though he hasn’t taken up my offer to prove this to...
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Paperback v. Kindle.
[An argument inspired by a dear friend, someone who has no problem stimulating and fulfilling me…sapiosexually.]
That eyesore block of bolts you call a Kindle… It is: convenient, eco-friendly, and cheaper in the long run. But that’s all it is. As far as the reading experience goes, it offers the bare minimum. Like sex, stripped of kissing, touching, talking, exploring, inhaling,...
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Too much man meat.
M: Oh I have a sex story for you!
K: Oooh okay!
M: I had too much man meat today.
K: What? What does that even mean? *gestures double penetration* ?
M: *gestures fellatio*
K: Oh...How is that a new story?
M: He just... couldn't come.
K: Wow, really? What happened?
M: I SWEAR DUDE... I tried for so long I swear I went cross-eyed.
K: *bursts out laughing*
M: I swear at one point it was hitting my nostrils.. and then I think it hit my brain.
K: *gasping for air in hysterics*
M: I had to take a nap. And when I woke up, I had the biggest headache.
K: *is now crying while laughing and gasping* That is the funniest thing I've heard in my life!!!!!!! You poor thing, you might be concussed!
M: I mean if it was hitting the back of my throat that would be okay, I'd get a gag reflex.. but this was hitting the back of my nostrils dude!
K: Could you smell cock for hours after?
M: I COULDN'T BREATHE AND IT MADE ME WANT TO SNEEZE!
K: Hmmm.. "Cause of Death: Asphyxiation via fellatio."
M: DUDE. Too. Much. Dick. Today. Seriously.
K: Yo, after the first 10 minutes, if he's not close - there is something amiss... you should have just propped a few pillows behind your head, said "ahh" and let him do the work. Your neck is going to be so sore tomorrow dude, you're going to feel like a Metallica groupie. You should go see a Chiropractor.
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You are remarkably mature and insightful for a...
Oh this is PRECISELY what I’ve been trying to tell everyone! You have no idea how many times I’ve screamed: I AM AN OLD LADY!!!
And I’m trapped inside this youthful vessel, and this causes many misunderstandings!
I am so fucking ancient it’s boring. I see things in such clear shades of black and white you’d think that I’ve been doing this...